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Thursday, June 05, 2025

Elon Musk And Donald Trump: The Feud (2)

Elon Musk And Donald Trump: The Feud
The Tesla Of Political Parties






X Platform: The Feud Begins
@ElonMusk
(3:45 PM CDT, June 5, 2025)
"Donald, your hair looks like a SpaceX rocket exhaust—wild, untamed, and probably flammable. Should I send a Tesla Bot to fix it? #MAGAorMAGNETS"
@realDonaldTrump
(3:50 PM CDT)
"Elon, you geek! My hair is a NATIONAL TREASURE, unlike your Cybertrucks that look like my grandkid’s Lego disasters. Stick to Mars, loser! #Trump2025 #ElonFlops"
@AOC
(3:55 PM CDT)
"OMG
@ElonMusk
@realDonaldTrump
, this is peak billionaire vs. ex-prez drama. Can we tax this feud to fund climate change fixes? Popcorn ready! 🍿 #GreenNewDeal"

TikTok: The Feud Escalates
@ElonMuskOfficial (4:00 PM CDT)
Video: Elon in a Tesla factory, holding a flamethrower, lip-syncing to "Sweet Caroline" but changing lyrics to "Sweet Donald Trump, your tweets are so dumb!" Ends with a dance move and a Cybertruck revving.
"Caption: Donald, my flamethrower’s got better range than your campaign! 🔥 #TeslaTango #TrumpBurn"
Comments:
  • @LeBronJames
    : "Elon, stick to cars, bro! That dance is a foul! 🏀😂 #TeamTrump"
  • @taylorswift13
    : "Elon, I’m writing a breakup song for you and Don. ‘We Are Never Ever Tweeting Back Together’ incoming! 🎶 #SwiftieMediation"
@TheRealTrump
(4:10 PM CDT)
Video: Trump on a golf course, swinging a club, missing the ball, then pointing at the camera: "Elon, you’re a DISASTER! My golf swing’s better than your Starship launches—BOOM, crash, sad! I’m the best at TikTok, folks, believe me!" Ends with a wink and a hair flip.
"Caption: Elon, you’re FIRED from TikTok! My dance moves are YUGE! #TrumpDanceKing #ElonWho"
Comments:
  • @KylieJenner
    : "Donald, that hair flip tho! Lip filler and a comb could fix this feud! 💄 #KylieKosmetics"
  • @JoeBiden
    : "C’mon, man! You two need a nap and some ice cream. Let’s build back better, not bicker! 😎 #SleepyJoeSays"

X Platform: The Feud Intensifies
@realDonaldTrump
(4:15 PM CDT)
"Elon, your Neuralink is a scam! Plugged it into my brain, now I’m tweeting in BINARY—010101, SAD! I’m the best at tech, folks! #TrumpGenius #ElonFails"
@ElonMusk
(4:20 PM CDT)
"Donald, your brain on Neuralink would crash faster than a Truth Social server! My AI says your IQ is a ‘low battery warning.’ 😂 #GrokRoasts #TrumpMath"
@VPKamalaHarris
(4:25 PM CDT)
"Guys, we’re unburdened by what has been, but this feud? It’s a vibe killer! Let’s laugh, unite, and move forward. 😂 #KamalaCackles #CeaseTheBeef"
@VladimirPutinOfficial (4:30 PM CDT)
"Comrades Musk and Trump, I propose 30-day ceasefire! No more tweet bombs or TikTok missiles. Focus on peace, or I send bears! 🐻 #PutinPeacemaker"

TikTok: The Chaos Continues
@TheRealTrump
(4:35 PM CDT)
Video: Trump in a MAGA hat, doing a goofy moonwalk in front of a golden Trump Tower sign: "Elon, my dance moves are intergalactic, better than your boring Starlink! I’m the TikTok emperor, folks!" Drops the mic, trips, recovers with a grin.
"Caption: Elon, you can’t dance, you can’t win! I’m HUGE on TikTok! #TrumpMoonwalk #ElonLoses"
Comments:
  • @MarkZuckerberg
    : "Guys, take this to the Metaverse! I’ll host a virtual cage match—Trump vs. Musk, no hair or bots harmed! 😂 #MetaMediation"
  • @StephenCurry30
    : "Trump, that moonwalk’s off the court! Elon, shoot your shot—three-pointer or bust! 🏀 #CurryCallsIt"
@ElonMuskOfficial (4:45 PM CDT)
Video: Elon in a SpaceX suit, floating in a zero-gravity chamber, juggling Tesla logos: "Donald, your moonwalk’s slower than a Model 3 in eco mode! Watch me orbit your ego!" Lands, winks, and sticks out tongue.
"Caption: Trump, I’m in space, you’re in the rough! Who’s winning now? 🚀 #MuskInOrbit #TrumpGrounded"
Comments:
  • @Oprah
    : "You get a ceasefire, you get a ceasefire, EVERYBODY gets a ceasefire! Stop this, boys! 😂 #OprahWisdom"
  • @CristianoRonaldo: "Elon, Trump, my goals are better than your jabs! Settle it on the pitch, siuuu! ⚽ #RonaldoReferees"

X Platform: The Frenzy Peaks
@realDonaldTrump
(4:50 PM CDT)
"Elon, your X is a mess, just like your hair! I’d buy it, make it GREAT again—Truth Social 2.0, folks! Best dealmaker ever! #TrumpSavesX #ElonCries"
@ElonMusk
(4:55 PM CDT)
"Donald, you’d bankrupt X faster than a Trump casino! My hair’s aerodynamic, yours is a wind tunnel hazard. 😂 #MuskWins #TrumpTornado"
@NancyPelosi
(5:00 PM CDT)
"Gentlemen, I’ve clapped through tougher fights! Let’s pass a bill to ban this feud—call it the ‘Musk-Trump Peace Act’! 👏 #PelosiPuns"
@JeffBezos
(5:05 PM CDT)
"Elon, Donald, my Blue Origin rocket’s laughing at this! Take it to space or the golf course, but chill! 😂 #BezosBanter"
@CNN
(5:10 PM CDT)
"Breaking News: Musk-Trump feud goes viral! Putin calls for ceasefire, Oprah and Ronaldo weigh in. Is this the end of civility? #CNNChaos #FeudFever"
@BarackObama
(5:15 PM CDT)
"Elon, Donald, hope and change start with a truce! Let’s grab a beer, laugh it off, and launch a rocket together. 😂 #ObamaOut"

TikTok: The Grand Finale
@TheRealTrump
(5:20 PM CDT)
Video: Trump in a red cape, labeled “Super Trump,” flexing by a pool: "Elon, I’m the superhero of TikTok! You’re a sidekick at best, TERRIBLE! We’re winning, folks!" Splashes water at the camera.
"Caption: Elon, bow to the TikTok king! I’m YUGE, you’re tiny! #SuperTrump #MuskSinks"
Comments:
  • @SerenaWilliams
    : "Trump, that flex is a double fault! Elon, serve it back! Let’s ace this drama! 🎾 #SerenaSays"
  • @ArianaGrande
    : "No tears left to cry, boys! High ponytail energy only—make peace, thank u, next! 💖 #ArianaArbitrates"
@ElonMuskOfficial (5:30 PM CDT)
Video: Elon on a Tesla Cyberquad, zooming past a Starship, holding a sign: “Trump, my ride’s cooler than your cape!” Does a goofy spin, laughs, and launches a mini-rocket.
"Caption: Donald, I’m the TikTok trailblazer! Catch me on Mars, caped crusader! 🚀 #MuskRules #TrumpLags"
Comments:
  • @BillGates
    : "Elon, Trump, my Windows 95 had less crashes than this feud! Code a truce, guys! 😂 #GatesGeek"
  • @MikeTyson
    : "Lissen, I’d bite both your ears off to stop this! Thquare up or thut up, fellas! 🥊 #TysonTames"


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