The Tesla Of Political Parties
"Donald, your hair looks like a SpaceX rocket exhaust—wild, untamed, and probably flammable. Should I send a Tesla Bot to fix it? #MAGAorMAGNETS"
"Elon, you geek! My hair is a NATIONAL TREASURE, unlike your Cybertrucks that look like my grandkid’s Lego disasters. Stick to Mars, loser! #Trump2025 #ElonFlops"
"OMG
Video: Elon in a Tesla factory, holding a flamethrower, lip-syncing to "Sweet Caroline" but changing lyrics to "Sweet Donald Trump, your tweets are so dumb!" Ends with a dance move and a Cybertruck revving.
"Caption: Donald, my flamethrower’s got better range than your campaign!
Comments:
- @LeBronJames: "Elon, stick to cars, bro! That dance is a foul!
#TeamTrump"
- @taylorswift13: "Elon, I’m writing a breakup song for you and Don. ‘We Are Never Ever Tweeting Back Together’ incoming!
#SwiftieMediation"
Video: Trump on a golf course, swinging a club, missing the ball, then pointing at the camera: "Elon, you’re a DISASTER! My golf swing’s better than your Starship launches—BOOM, crash, sad! I’m the best at TikTok, folks, believe me!" Ends with a wink and a hair flip.
"Caption: Elon, you’re FIRED from TikTok! My dance moves are YUGE! #TrumpDanceKing #ElonWho"
Comments:
- @KylieJenner: "Donald, that hair flip tho! Lip filler and a comb could fix this feud!
#KylieKosmetics"
- @JoeBiden: "C’mon, man! You two need a nap and some ice cream. Let’s build back better, not bicker!
#SleepyJoeSays"
"Elon, your Neuralink is a scam! Plugged it into my brain, now I’m tweeting in BINARY—010101, SAD! I’m the best at tech, folks! #TrumpGenius #ElonFails"
"Donald, your brain on Neuralink would crash faster than a Truth Social server! My AI says your IQ is a ‘low battery warning.’
"Guys, we’re unburdened by what has been, but this feud? It’s a vibe killer! Let’s laugh, unite, and move forward.
"Comrades Musk and Trump, I propose 30-day ceasefire! No more tweet bombs or TikTok missiles. Focus on peace, or I send bears!
Video: Trump in a MAGA hat, doing a goofy moonwalk in front of a golden Trump Tower sign: "Elon, my dance moves are intergalactic, better than your boring Starlink! I’m the TikTok emperor, folks!" Drops the mic, trips, recovers with a grin.
"Caption: Elon, you can’t dance, you can’t win! I’m HUGE on TikTok! #TrumpMoonwalk #ElonLoses"
Comments:
- @MarkZuckerberg: "Guys, take this to the Metaverse! I’ll host a virtual cage match—Trump vs. Musk, no hair or bots harmed!
#MetaMediation"
- @StephenCurry30: "Trump, that moonwalk’s off the court! Elon, shoot your shot—three-pointer or bust!
#CurryCallsIt"
Video: Elon in a SpaceX suit, floating in a zero-gravity chamber, juggling Tesla logos: "Donald, your moonwalk’s slower than a Model 3 in eco mode! Watch me orbit your ego!" Lands, winks, and sticks out tongue.
"Caption: Trump, I’m in space, you’re in the rough! Who’s winning now?
Comments:
- @Oprah: "You get a ceasefire, you get a ceasefire, EVERYBODY gets a ceasefire! Stop this, boys!
#OprahWisdom"
- @CristianoRonaldo: "Elon, Trump, my goals are better than your jabs! Settle it on the pitch, siuuu!
#RonaldoReferees"
"Elon, your X is a mess, just like your hair! I’d buy it, make it GREAT again—Truth Social 2.0, folks! Best dealmaker ever! #TrumpSavesX #ElonCries"
"Donald, you’d bankrupt X faster than a Trump casino! My hair’s aerodynamic, yours is a wind tunnel hazard.
"Gentlemen, I’ve clapped through tougher fights! Let’s pass a bill to ban this feud—call it the ‘Musk-Trump Peace Act’!
"Elon, Donald, my Blue Origin rocket’s laughing at this! Take it to space or the golf course, but chill!
"Breaking News: Musk-Trump feud goes viral! Putin calls for ceasefire, Oprah and Ronaldo weigh in. Is this the end of civility? #CNNChaos #FeudFever"
"Elon, Donald, hope and change start with a truce! Let’s grab a beer, laugh it off, and launch a rocket together.
Video: Trump in a red cape, labeled “Super Trump,” flexing by a pool: "Elon, I’m the superhero of TikTok! You’re a sidekick at best, TERRIBLE! We’re winning, folks!" Splashes water at the camera.
"Caption: Elon, bow to the TikTok king! I’m YUGE, you’re tiny! #SuperTrump #MuskSinks"
Comments:
- @SerenaWilliams: "Trump, that flex is a double fault! Elon, serve it back! Let’s ace this drama!
#SerenaSays"
- @ArianaGrande: "No tears left to cry, boys! High ponytail energy only—make peace, thank u, next!
#ArianaArbitrates"
Video: Elon on a Tesla Cyberquad, zooming past a Starship, holding a sign: “Trump, my ride’s cooler than your cape!” Does a goofy spin, laughs, and launches a mini-rocket.
"Caption: Donald, I’m the TikTok trailblazer! Catch me on Mars, caped crusader!
Comments:
- @BillGates: "Elon, Trump, my Windows 95 had less crashes than this feud! Code a truce, guys!
#GatesGeek"
- @MikeTyson: "Lissen, I’d bite both your ears off to stop this! Thquare up or thut up, fellas!
#TysonTames"
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
This is why I don't schedule tweets for product launches.
— Yasser (@yasser_elsaid_) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
Incoming!!! pic.twitter.com/qaTWvlZVtp
— Jonas DM. (@dm_jns) June 5, 2025
Bill Ackman rn pic.twitter.com/LaDWBwObPp
— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
The funniest possible outcome is definitely Trump deporting him.
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) June 5, 2025
does linkedin know what's happening yet
— Adrianna Lakatos (@adriannalakatos) June 5, 2025
Rest of the world right now: pic.twitter.com/21lEyad827
— Mando (@rektmando) June 5, 2025
🧵👇👌 pic.twitter.com/yN3GJqDhk7
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) June 5, 2025
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 5, 2025
It's so funny to scroll linkedin rn. They have no idea what's happening.
— Yasser (@yasser_elsaid_) June 5, 2025
how dare they do this on the day of Anduril's 8x oversubscribed $2.5B Series G at a $30.5 billion led by Founders Fund
— Molly O’Shea (@MollySOShea) June 5, 2025
honestly.. the nerve.
So is X! https://t.co/9hzN4wzufA
— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayaX) June 5, 2025
Nah, we're sitting this one out
— Is EU Concerned? (@ISEUConcerned) June 5, 2025
they’re eating the doges, they’re eating the cats
— Steven Heidel (@stevenheidel) June 5, 2025
It’s civil war: Elon Musk against Donald Trump. All bets are off. Anything can happen. Collateral damage might be massive. No ceasefire in sight here either. https://t.co/EzwKYgWPaQ
— Carl Bildt (@carlbildt) June 5, 2025
Turns out... worst possible launch day 😅
— Mati Staniszewski (@matistanis) June 5, 2025
Is Donald Trump willing to abandon the ISS, leave NASA dependent on Russian launch, and surrender the next Moon landing to the Chinese, simply out of spite? pic.twitter.com/Gxymc8mpVC
— Peter Hague (@peterrhague) June 5, 2025
for tesla this is actually a rare win by losing scenario. short term stock dip is noise, wall street reacts to vibes not fundamentals right now. but zoom out:
— signüll (@signulll) June 5, 2025
- trump publicly beefing with elon puts tesla in political no man’s land, which ironically helps reposition it.
- libs…
Elon beefin w/ Trump is fire.
— dar (@radbackwards) June 5, 2025
Can’t wait to see the All In Podcast guys political beliefs disappear over night.
If I were in charge I could end this Trump - Musk war in a day.
— Clifford Asness (@CliffordAsness) June 5, 2025
good news is democrats can buy Tesla again.
— tyler hogge (@thogge) June 5, 2025
5d chess, @elonmusk
Just woke up, 5am in Japan. What did I miss?
— Nathan Lands - Lore.com (@NathanLands) June 5, 2025
This is not necessarily a bluff. Elon has been reluctant to take on new Dragon-related projects for awhile now, and would like to move human missions to Starship as soon as possible. Of course it would completely end ISS, and impair future commercial space stations. Wild times. https://t.co/IML1dpDmIc
— Eric Berger (@SciGuySpace) June 5, 2025
AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100
— John W. Rich (Wealthy) (@Cokedupoptions) June 5, 2025
My wife wasn't going to let me get a Tesla but maybe I can get one now?
— Eli Dourado (@elidourado) June 5, 2025
The Tech Right got suckered by the most obvious con-man in political history, defended him while he raised tariffs, slashed science, and scared away foreign talent, and now the admin is gonna wreck SpaceX for spite while Bannon calls for Musk's deportation. Well done.
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) June 5, 2025
Imagine reading about all of this in the NYT tomorrow. Or on LinkedIn a week from now.
— Bojan Tunguz (@tunguz) June 5, 2025
I’m enjoying this more than I thought I would.
— Conor Sen (@conorsen) June 5, 2025
alas, trump/elon clusterfuck bumped me, @tbpn some other time.
— Jeff Weinstein (@jeff_weinstein) June 5, 2025
in the meantime, welcome AMA re: agentic commerce!
House of Cards and The West Wing are completely unwatchable now - so undramatic.
— David Galbraith (@daveg) June 5, 2025
twitter today pic.twitter.com/s6msNefj8L
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) June 5, 2025
honestly, today makes me want to buy a Tesla.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 5, 2025
“terminate Elon’s government contracts to save money” is the dumbest take of the year. you don’t “cut costs” by nuking the one guy who actually delivers more value per dollar than the entire federal contractor class combined
— stepfanie tyler (@wildbarestepf) June 5, 2025
SpaceX underbids legacy aerospace by orders of… pic.twitter.com/fZJNRb7tr5
— Kunal Bahl (@1kunalbahl) June 5, 2025
who needs television when you can watch america?
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) June 5, 2025
I was so absorbed by the Trump-Musk bust up that I missed my stop and ended up in Brooklyn. Never happened before.
— Lydia Polgreen (@lpolgreen) June 5, 2025
Musk "complained to associates over the weekend that he had donated hundreds of millions of dollars to help get Trump elected in last year’s campaign, only to see Isaacman’s nomination pulled, a person with direct knowledge of the matter said. Musk’s frustration over the NASA…
— Christian Davenport (@wapodavenport) June 5, 2025
If in movie script you wrote "...and they each had their own social network!" the next morning you'd erase it like, nah.
— Nancy Scola (@nancyscola) June 5, 2025
One of the most magical days in the history of this app. Easily top 5
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) June 5, 2025
I swear every time I try to take a few days off this god forsaken app something insane happens
— Alex Friedman 🤠 (@heyalexfriedman) June 5, 2025
Trying to get work done today.
— Lyn Alden (@LynAldenContact) June 5, 2025
Meanwhile, this app. https://t.co/SxfliB1myk
we live in the strangest timeline i swear to god https://t.co/VBPQCVwuWV
— spor (@sporadicalia) June 5, 2025
We’re like four or five tweets away from national secrets
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) June 5, 2025
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this popcorn flying?
— Ramez Naam (@ramez) June 5, 2025
LinkedIn is going to have a rude awakening next week
— Molly O’Shea (@MollySOShea) June 5, 2025
calling it now: musk becomes an abundance guy
— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) June 5, 2025
where can I trade the odds of Elon becoming Trump's Mikhail Khodorkovsky? https://t.co/wB2bd9OaNk
— clay (@crabbylions) June 5, 2025
"Guys, can we chill the f**k out for once?" https://t.co/HEApG71IST pic.twitter.com/XSzE3Jlbh5
— Beff – e/acc (@BasedBeffJezos) June 5, 2025
*ELON SAYS "YES" TO TWEET SAYING TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED
— Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) June 5, 2025
Lol
Elon and Trump should both just post they were hacked and let’s move on
— greg (@greg16676935420) June 5, 2025
it’s a doge eat doge world pic.twitter.com/wR5krl8EVv
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) June 5, 2025
The noise will pass. The work we’re doing at Tesla won’t. While the world debates, we build. pic.twitter.com/X2HWronwgU
— Jose del Corral (@J0se) June 5, 2025
2 men aged 53-78 vs. growing up
— Shweta (@shweta_ai) June 5, 2025
This is all part of the singularity. Shit's getting crazy.
— Mark Kretschmann (@mark_k) June 5, 2025
Breaking news: The sell-off erased $153bn from Tesla’s value, the biggest one-day drop in the electric-car company’s market capitalisation on record, and comes as Donald Trump threatens he will terminate US government contracts with Musk’s companies. https://t.co/kONcLDGmxH pic.twitter.com/rrOuFuyFkZ
— Financial Times (@FT) June 5, 2025
Friendships come and go, but In-N-Out will always be here for you.
— ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burger (@innoutburger_) June 5, 2025
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