The Insanity Of The US-China Trade War

I love love love this ridiculous saga so much. Everyone, this is a truly hysterical MUST-READ - trust me. @naamanzhou @guardian @condimentwords @HUSO2341_H_N @SENSORY_LAB @salmalatesta https://t.co/kGKwt02LRl via @rezendi

— Cindy Gallop (@cindygallop) August 24, 2019

Is this what the US-China trade war feels like? And now we have a meaningless Trump order. You have to ask, when is Trump going to get a tattoo!

I may have just lost. She’s upped the game. pic.twitter.com/tdZBsgrYKM

— Toast of the WWWeb (@CondimentWords) August 23, 2019

'I hereby order': Trump mocked for highly formal, meaningless decree https://t.co/HeVFzOEmci

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) August 24, 2019

As long as we are claiming constitutional powers we don't have, I hereby order the President to stop tweeting.

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) August 23, 2019

It's so cute he threw in "hereby" as if it means anything.

"I hereby order the Cubs to win their next 20 games."

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) August 23, 2019

I hereby order everyone on Twitter to hereby order something. #Iherebyorder

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) August 23, 2019

I hereby order that the President and the Vice President are impeached for election fraud and @HillaryClinton is sworn in as the rightful president.

Whoosh! Bang! Did it work?#iherebyorder

— Elizabeth C. McLaughlin (@ECMcLaughlin) August 23, 2019

I hereby order a new president or an old one even. Seriously, any one of these will do at this point! #Iherebyorder pic.twitter.com/BeNICV8HQ4

— Smarcastical (@Smarcastically) August 23, 2019

Donald Trump's day so far:

- Tanks stock market with crazy tweet
- Then jokes about it
- Orders U.S. companies to stop dealing with China
- He can't do that
- #Iherebyorder is trending
- Because he's insane
- Impeachment is coming
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 5pm

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder Trump to stop tweeting. #TrumpRecession pic.twitter.com/Go7s3sAd2s

— Nancy Levine 🌊 (@nancylevine) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the Emperor to put on some damned clothes! pic.twitter.com/nES3Xt6JLx

— PJS (@PJS7734) August 23, 2019

The Dow is down because folks are beginning to realize you have no plan, no sense, and no chance of beating China or anyone without Russia's help.#IHerebyOrder you to remove the Fentanyl drip, grab some paper, a crayon, and RESIGN.

BTW – Seth Moulton could've stomped you.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 23, 2019

I hereby order @realdonaldtrump to stop tweeting and refrain from all public appearances and/or statements for the remainder of his term to give us a fighting chance at staving off recession. #iherebyorder

— Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder your family to eat your words pic.twitter.com/NhGC9oYkfx

— Terra Mater (@TerraMater7) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the VP and eight cabinet secretaries to do their damn jobs and invoke the 25th amendment pic.twitter.com/4rPXEMEqI6

— AssCat (@theasscat) August 23, 2019

Ttump is hereby ordered to immediately start making his products, including MAGA HATS, in America #iherebyorder pic.twitter.com/Fu84CTItFa

— Tex Vet (@TexFarmVet) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder Impeach “fuckface von clownstick.” (Jon Stewart warned us all.) pic.twitter.com/1L7BFNvkCM

— Nancy Estes (@AmBeachy) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the tiny invisible hand of the once free market to go golfing and stop fucking up everything pic.twitter.com/k3wAtoVTkK

— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder...

"Sir, this is a Popeye's." https://t.co/Fmxgej9gQe

— Karen DaltonBeninato (@kbeninato) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder everyone to GUESS when #trump tweeted pic.twitter.com/bcA2wJfMOk

— Michele Campisi (@mfloriocampisi) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder Trump & Pence to resign. You-know-Who becomes POTUS then. pic.twitter.com/2ppA37Okag

— 🆘 Renee 🆘 (@nay731) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder Congress to fucking do something about this giant toddler.

— ChrisDWitch (@ChrisDWilk) August 23, 2019

#Iherebyorder

to ban #BatShitCrazyDonald
to be deported to No-mans-land pic.twitter.com/4WtyiSjXBC

— #25thAmendmentNow (@OutofHades) August 23, 2019

#Iherebyorder @POTUS, @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @IvankaTrump and the Trump Organization to immediately STOP doing business with China. Perhaps before ordering everyone else to do it. pic.twitter.com/eAqz7hiPDK

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) August 23, 2019